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10 Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite (Rainbow Foil) - Secret Lair Drop Series Mythic Rare - $387.37 A fantastic Secret Lair card to start the list, this version of Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite takes the fearsome Preator and gives her a retro look

With Arbiter on the battlefield to keep our opponent from searching their library, White Orchid Phantom essentially becomes a Sinkhole for non-basics that leaves behind a 2/2 flying, first-strike body

Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos The mono-red Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos has an ability similar to cards like Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Your opponent doesn't play anything meaningful on their turn and simply says "Pass." You say, "During your post-combat Main Phase, activate my Insolent Neonate." You discard the Imp, dredge 5, and reveal two Prized Amalgams and a Narcomoeba

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You can expect plenty of mentions of trample, +1/+1 counters, food tokens, mutagen tokens, and sneak