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Either dress as Oscar Wilde's famous character himself and carry a painting around (bonus points if its a hilariously bad original), or get a little Cruella de Vil with your makeup and play both roles (see photo)

With Wool Trousers and a V-Neck Trousers: Lands End Year Rounder Merino Wool Trousers in Light Charcoal $89 Sweater: UNIQLO Extra Fine Merino V-Neck $39.90 (last years green shown above) Shirt: Ledbury Blue Fine Twill Worker $145 (ouch pricey) Boots: Allen Edmonds Bleecker Street Chukka in Brown Burnish (discontinued) Watch: Timex Re-Issue T2N393ZL (sold out) on an after market strap Green doesnt get enough respect in mens style, and the green merino V-neck here ties together the earthiness of the grey wool trousers and brown leather boots

Sadly, the students merely see the physical,where as the main character sees beyond the physical

Tightening the belt around your waist will accentuate your feminine curves

If the fit is off, it is easily noticeable, and no amount of details, styling, or accessories will make up for it dressy or casual

Avoid casual sneakers (even if they're brand new) and stay away from flip-flops and anything overly chunky